Secret Project


If you could turn invisible whenever you wanted, for however long you wished, what would you do?

There is no right or wrong answer. Please leave a comment or send me a private message with your answer.

P.S.: my secret project is art-related. ‘Nuff said :P

P.P.S.: this may or may not affect technological surveillance or psychic powers. Thermal detection will still pick you up, but it’s only used in certain secure areas or in very specific situations (not everywhere). It’s up to you.

P.P.P.S.: YOUR CLOTHES AND BELONGINGS COULD BE INVISIBLE IF YOU WANT, IDK JEEZ

Mad Bee


FOR EACH PERSON WHO WATCHES MAD’S AWESOME, LIVE ARTING, A NEW SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION IS BORN.


COME IN, CHILL OUT WITH US! GIVE A NEW SPACEFARING PEOPLE THEIR WINGS/TRANSWARP DRIVE/MASS EFFECT DRIVE/PSIONIC TELEPORTATION

waywardhumanoid:

Commissions are open.

I am having trouble making ends meet with living out and having only a part time job, so I am opening these back up. Due to the circumstances, I will be asking for full payment up-front. These commissions are personal, therefore cannot be redistributed for profit without my permission. If you are planning on doing so, please contact me so we can discuss payment options.

What I Will Draw

  • Characters (if you request an OC that is not yours, I am legible to decline the commission.)
  • Fan Art (this must be discussed; I am legible to decline on the basis of what you want fan art of and copyright issues.)
  • Landscape pieces
  • Nudity, R18+ (please discuss with me)

Prices:

CG

  • Bust: $20-$35
  • Half: $35-$45
  • Full: $50-$70

Add $10 for every additional character

Painted

  • Bust sketch: $10
  • Full sketch: $15
  • Bust paint: $30-$50
  • Full paint: $55-$60
  • Speedpaint scenery: $40-$50

Add $15 for every character

  • Scenery: Anywhere above $80.

Payments will be done through Paypal only.
Please email me at Mandyjacek@gmail.com if you’re interested.

Thank you!

COMMISSION THIS ARTIST, GAIN IMMORTALITY

(via theangrybee)

Mad Bee


WATCH THIS LIVESTREAM FOR IMMORTALITY

poaalpina:

usedempyrealthunder:

azalee-calypso:

kittenshipper:

jolteon39:

savixeon:

mousathe14:

amaturespeller:

geistygeist:

ipgd:

stormcloaca:

richwhitelesbian:

djddy:

vinceborg2050:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10

man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions

robot with only one wheel hobbles around a walrus theme park

middle-aged man is falsely accused and is forced to clean up a whole town

go to high school in a shitty rural town and force yourself to make friends

you’re dumped on an island full of racist douchelords and an active volcano

struggle to watch a movie while your girlfriend passive aggressively nags you because you didn’t remember it was your anniversary

A cyborg who always wears sunglasses runs around at night talking to badly-voiced characters and uncovering conspiracies.

Professional Athlete convinces religious natives to murder every important figure in their church they find.

Your father has you woken up rudely to tell you that you’re adopted and then makes you go through the worst parts of town to run errands for every single one of your neighbors so you can see the bossy girl next door and her suave but obviously evil new guardian, and it takes you seven years to accomplish.

You and your best friends spend all your time on the internet.

You have to go on a mission to save the world after your mother died and your life was completely ruined, only to end with the death of your brother.

A bunch of kids accidentally kill thousands upon thousands of people then go home. There was meant to be a sequel with more to the story, but it might never be produced because everyone was so disappointed. 

Beat up other people’s pets and do the police’s work for them.

A mama’s boy, his action girlfriend and his pet zombie robot try to stop modernisation.

A crybaby (who gets magical powers by being touched in a hot spring), his pet dog, a disabled guy and a tomboy try to stop a bunch of pig guys destroying the world. 

After acting as the personal bitch of three ugly space-hipsters, your sucky space-taxi gets blown up by bugs and you turn into a near-dead cripple with a face that makes you look like a penis-wrinkle. A drunk, chain-smoking, elderly terrorist forces you to run errands with homicidal strangers before you blow up an angry puppet and yourself in a weird space-ghetto full of bugs.

poaalpina:

usedempyrealthunder:

azalee-calypso:

kittenshipper:

jolteon39:

savixeon:

mousathe14:

amaturespeller:

geistygeist:

ipgd:

stormcloaca:

richwhitelesbian:

djddy:

vinceborg2050:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground

0/10

man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions

robot with only one wheel hobbles around a walrus theme park

middle-aged man is falsely accused and is forced to clean up a whole town

go to high school in a shitty rural town and force yourself to make friends

you’re dumped on an island full of racist douchelords and an active volcano

struggle to watch a movie while your girlfriend passive aggressively nags you because you didn’t remember it was your anniversary

A cyborg who always wears sunglasses runs around at night talking to badly-voiced characters and uncovering conspiracies.

Professional Athlete convinces religious natives to murder every important figure in their church they find.

Your father has you woken up rudely to tell you that you’re adopted and then makes you go through the worst parts of town to run errands for every single one of your neighbors so you can see the bossy girl next door and her suave but obviously evil new guardian, and it takes you seven years to accomplish.

You and your best friends spend all your time on the internet.

You have to go on a mission to save the world after your mother died and your life was completely ruined, only to end with the death of your brother.

A bunch of kids accidentally kill thousands upon thousands of people then go home. There was meant to be a sequel with more to the story, but it might never be produced because everyone was so disappointed. 

Beat up other people’s pets and do the police’s work for them.

A mama’s boy, his action girlfriend and his pet zombie robot try to stop modernisation.

A crybaby (who gets magical powers by being touched in a hot spring), his pet dog, a disabled guy and a tomboy try to stop a bunch of pig guys destroying the world. 

After acting as the personal bitch of three ugly space-hipsters, your sucky space-taxi gets blown up by bugs and you turn into a near-dead cripple with a face that makes you look like a penis-wrinkle. A drunk, chain-smoking, elderly terrorist forces you to run errands with homicidal strangers before you blow up an angry puppet and yourself in a weird space-ghetto full of bugs.

(Source: mylittlefangirl)

Limited Commissions OPEN!


DeviantArt Gallery: http://xmedullaoblongatax.deviantart.com/


Weasyl Gallery: https://www.weasyl.com/profile/medullaoblongata

My bill collectors are about to burn me at the stake, so I’m open for limited commissions. My terms are different from my normal commission prices, so please read my details below.

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Commission Details
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Medium: Digital only
Color: Black & white, or monotone
Subject: Single subject full-body or bust.
Background: None, or anything simple.
Size: Up to 1900 x 1200, 72 dpi before my laptop explodes.

TOTAL: $10.00 USD


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Details
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* Additional subjects (more than one character) will cost $5.00 USD extra, per subject.

* Easter eggs are FREE!

* All prices are subject to change; all sales are final.

* I accept payments via Paypal (e-mail: xmedullaoblongatax@gmail.com). I also accept cash and money order in person. Payments must be in USD. I am open to pricing negotiation - just ask me!

* My bill collectors will not accept DA points, so I will not accept DA points. Also, no checks.

* Before I accept any money, I will show you preliminary sketches of your desired art piece. Once we agree on terms, I will begin working on the final portrait. I will not release the portrait to you until I have received payment in full.

* If you cancel your commission, then you may NOT use any progress shots or sketches I have shown to you.

* I will NOT accept commissions involving pornography, loli, pedo, racist, hate, etc. If I find the subject matter personally offensive, I will not do it (subject to my discretion).

* I reserve the right to refuse to accept or cancel a commission at any time, for any reason. I usually reserve this for trolls.



If you are interested in a commission, you may contact me via PM or e-mail: xmedullaoblongatax@gmail.com
Make sure you add “Commission” in the subject line, or my spam filter may eat it alive.

But some situations require a much more thorough application of maths. Let’s look at some examples. Have your pen and paper ready.

omfg xD

(Source: hairandglasses, via theangrybee)

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rosalindrobertson:

A while ago, I penned a fairly angry response to something circulating on the internet – the 21 Habits of Happy People. It pissed me off beyond belief, that there was an inference that if you weren’t Happy, you simply weren’t doing the right things.

I’ve had depression for as long as I can…